Friday, October 07, 2005
A pig's sleeping on my bed
again! Wonder why there's a pig in my home like almost every day? Because I am known as Miss Airpork by Ronald and the guys, and I rear
porks pigs! But I only care about one pig in particular, which is the smelliest, dirtiest and laziest pig among all! And I love him so dearly.
I'm thinking what to cook for lunch. Probably bake a muddy-mud-pie for Mr. Pig? He'll enjoy it. Hmm.. Or a dung cake? That's my forte. Wendy the bird bird is coming over now to help me out! 'Help me out' is only to put it in a nicer way. Actually she's coming to teach me how to cook. Hahaha. Because I do not know how to cook a single dish, excluding the Sunny-side-up (mine's not a perfect yolk) and maggie! *embarrassed* Don't mock okay.. Nobody will be surprised knowing this. THEY KNOW I'M THE HECK TYPE. YES YES YES?? xD
I am so disappointed in girls nowadays! Am considering being a butch (did I spell it correctly)? Because I read the entry that Retard Patrol (R.P.) posted and I'm like.. DUH! Those bo liao girls have nothing better to do and they went to set up an account in Friendster to check guys out. It's on my link. Go check that out.
What?! And you call those
YANDAO? When I say
YANDAO I'm referring to guys like Edison Chen, or maybe David Beckham you dumbasses! Please go get a pair of glasses for goodness sake.
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